Craigslist 

A place where people flip cars, and freaks try to sell you there shit. I am not shitting you! I have seen free joints, condoms of various makes for sale, used Playboys, people slandering other people in the for sale section, guys trying to spice up their used Nissans by having their fat middle-aged wife sit on the hood, a guy trying to convince you to make a living based on picking up discarded slot machine cards, and last but not least; I’ve seen countless ads for used hippie vans. While that may not be disturbing, it is certainly disturbing that these vans usually have shag carpeting, psychedelic paints schemes, and the vans tend to be named, “Felisha”.

Craigslist is trash…

Craigslist by Biden is a dick December 27, 2021

Craigslist 

Something that instills fear in the heart of a shift worker. Unnecessary work that can be done at anytime that is now needed to be completed immediately.

Wow that would have been a great night shift except we got titti fucked by Craigslist.

I thought Craig was just out smoking a Jimmy but he came back with Craigslist.

Craigslist by CharlieSheenLookalike March 1, 2023

Craigslist Liar 

One who gives misleading information about his intentions with a seller. The craigslist liar is known to promise a meeting time and never show. The craigslist liar is generally characterized by over-enthusiam about an item he claims he wants to buy accompanied by repeated texts about his intentions. The craigslist liar is almost always a potential buyer. In the end the seller gets one broke off in him and he's left high and dry.

Dale and the craigslist liar...

Dale got stood up three times last week,
That craigslist liar broke him over and had his way with him, in the end, dale felt used and violated.

Craigslist Liar by v_man October 19, 2013

Craigslist Slut 

A woman or man who frequents the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist in search of partners for casual sex. Some Craigslist Sluts never divulge their real name.

Liz was the first woman who ever replied to a CL posting of mine (in September, 2004), as I heard from her from time to time, over the years, I realized she was a genuine Craigslist Slut but it would be years before we ever made a connection because I was always never quick enough to emaiul her back when she would reply to my ad. Last week, I posted, I heard from her, I gave a different name, we exchanged photos, and before I knew it, without even speaking to me on the phone, she'd given me her address and told me to come over and have my way with her.

Craigslist Slut by nyb January 9, 2008

Craigslist anxiety 

The overwhelming feeling of panic you get just before meeting someone (possibly a serial killer) from Craigslist to buy or sell goods.

Craigslist anxiety causes you to wonder why you play Russian Roulette with your life to buy a discounted pair of speakers or sell something that probably should have been chucked in the garbage.

I just had the worst case of Craigslist anxiety, but I lived and scored the cheapest copy of Rosetta Stone ever!

Craigslist anxiety by SoFloBabyMama June 13, 2011

Craigslist Idiot 

A person who posts ads on Craigslist who have no idea what their items are worth. They start with an absurdly high price hoping that someone as dim witted as they are will pay it. Often uses incorrect grammar and a bevy of misspellings in their ads.

This Craigslist Idiot wants $1000 for a blender. What a moron.

Craigslist Idiot by chemgod November 3, 2010

craigslist girl 

One of three things, all of which are not sweet:

1. A morbidly obese woman with an IQ of about 60. At best: a height and weight disproportionate woman who is needy, lonely, and living with at least 6 cats. Ads of this type will usually have a spelling or grammatical error in the title, but can be identified as genuine by a specific subdistrict or colloquial neighborhood of the given metro area specified as their location. They will typically request that men not send pictures of their genetalia in their responses, yet if your response shows any signs of intelligence they will be indimidated as well. Presumably, if you are a fat, stupid, and lonely male, you could find a potential soul mate here.

2. A pretense of a young attractive woman interested in a somewhat older man with the intent of collecting email addresses for which low-budget pornographic material advertisements can be distributed to. These are typically more overt and direct but are marked by the poster having a posting location omitted or listed simply as the corresponding city. A response to one of these ads nearly always results in subscribing yourself to pregnant asian porn to your email several times an hour.

3. A decent chick who may or may not already have a boyfriend who is throwing up a personal ad solely for her own amusement and the satisfaction of her curiosity to see what kind of fucked up rejects there are in her community. Many of these have resemblances to type 2 ads, but often look very genuine and too good to be true and if you respond to them you typically get no reply as opposed to an immediate reply linking you to a web cam site.

1. "I went on a date with a craigslist girl and it cost me 70 bucks. And we went to McDonald's and ate off the dollar menu..... not sweet"

2. "I replied to this craigslist girl and now my inbox in flooded with links to transexual grannies blowing donkeys on a live cam.... not sweet"

3. "I replied to this craigslist girl last week hoping she'd holla back........... but alas I'm stuck jerking off to those grannies blowing donkeys on a live cam..... not sweet"

craigslist girl by Chuck E Cheese August 18, 2007