A quality of manufacturing used by companies who would like their products to break within a short period of time, in order to sustain their sales. Common in DVD players, kitchen appliances, etc.
Is Devon an idiot? Apex put their finest craftsmanshit into that DVD player, and when it broke, he bought the same one!
by bjergen March 23, 2007
Get the craftsmanshit mug.Glitter. Like the STD herpes, once you have glitter on you, you cannot get rid of it. If you have glitter on you and you touch someone, they will suddenly have glitter on them. You may think that you have washed it all off, but one day you will be in the right light and notice it on you somewhere.
There are many forms of craft herpes, including:
+Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off
+Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive.
+Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.
There are many forms of craft herpes, including:
+Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off
+Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive.
+Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.
+"I was at the party when that wanna be raver started spreading craft herpes! I think she threw a bag of fairy dust in the fan!"
+"I thought I'd gotten it all weeks ago but when I looked in the mirror just now, I had a piece of glitter by my eye!"
+"Just when I thought I was safe, this girl came up to me and sprayed me with something. I looked and I was covered with glitter! They have spray on craft herpes now!"
+"I thought I'd gotten it all weeks ago but when I looked in the mirror just now, I had a piece of glitter by my eye!"
+"Just when I thought I was safe, this girl came up to me and sprayed me with something. I looked and I was covered with glitter! They have spray on craft herpes now!"
by Kitysrblk June 21, 2011
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Get the Craffee mug.Crazy old lady. Particularly of the hoarding variety. Includes the loud and or mumbling sort you see stumbling around stores buying tons of random stuff. Known to have crazy eyes and pet hair all over their clothes. Usually loners but often travel in packs of twos. Do not approach them, as they are prone to yelling and ranting.
Emma: Hey, did you see your sister today?
Jennifer: Heck no! She's a hoarder! You can't walk through her house without getting buried in junk and it reeks of piss and wet dogs!
Emma: Cray olay!
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Emma: Cray olay!
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