crackslut

basically the same as crackwhore. There are some subtle differences though. Someone who gives sex for crack money is the definition of crack whore. A crack slut claims that they need the money to buy crack and give sex, but really have enough money without giving sex for crack, and give sex anyways. So basically they are sluts, who are addicted to crack, but dont need the money from the sex.

Person 1: A crackslut is having sex with my dad in my bedroom.
Person 2: Shutup bitch
Dad: Heres some crack money
Crackslut: Thanks

by cyrus N October 20, 2005

crackpod

Referring to the addictive nature of the iPod.

Once you have an iPod, you will wear it around your arm, hold it in your hand, or keep in in your pocket - never letting go of your music again. If you misplace the Crackpod, you will probably be freaking out until you find it again.

Some quotes:
"Have you seen my Crackpod? This can't be happening"

"I just got this cool orange armband that really secures my Crackpod when running down hills"

by Liquid Spirit May 28, 2006

crackstituents

People who smoke crack with their favourite politician.

Mayor Ford smoked crack with his crackstituents.

by Crackstituent1 November 5, 2013

crackspace

Slang term for the addicts of myspace

Yo man, are you still addicted to crackspace?

by enoneves July 6, 2006

crackspider

The tiny gas bubble that crawls up between the cheeks of your buttocks and creates a sickening smell..

A silent fart that creeps up without any sound. ( When I farted a crackspider got loose. )

by Darr Kingston January 10, 2011

Maniac crackpot douchebag

Someone who has no credibility on any subject anywhere.

Most politicians are maniac crackpot douchebags.

by oldhoss December 25, 2020

crackplot

(N.) A story plot which is so outlandish, the reader might be persuaded that the author was on crack. If actually written, rather than simply speculated upon, will almost always result in crackfic. What sometimes happens when an author throws the plotbunnies a carrot.

Author 1: *explains story idea in great detail*
Author 2: Dude, you're not really gonna write that, are you? It's a freaking crackplot, people will think you're insane.

by Lady Norbert and Neko Zhaniel July 7, 2008