A gentleman or gentlewoman who fornicates in / or under more than 50 percent cotton linens. If wearing denim the crabe is rejected, as not full crabe has occured.
Garth: Yo bro you crabed last night I heard?
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.
by Keith Stoner January 11, 2011
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the kind crab blumpkin begins by picking the crabs out of your pubes while receiving blumpkin and strategically placing said crabs (pubic lice for you retards) throughout the hair of the female slobbing your knob. just as you're about to shoot your load, wait until the aforementioned whore is in a downward bob, slide sideways off the toilet and forcefully slam her face into the asian frying oil you've been brewing in the toilet. ejaculate on the shocked, fried dumpling whore.
the kind crab blumpkin begins by picking the crabs out of your pubes while receiving blumpkin and strategically placing said crabs (pubic lice for you retards) throughout the hair of the female slobbing your knob. just as you're about to shoot your load, wait until the aforementioned whore is in a downward bob, slide sideways off the toilet and forcefully slam her face into the asian frying oil you've been brewing in the toilet. ejaculate on the shocked, fried dumpling whore.
joe: hey man, how was your date with cheryl?
mike: pretty good. she wanted to spend a quiet night alone so we watched 50 first dates and i took her out to a real nice sushi place. thought i'd add a little spice to the night so i king crab blumpkin'd her.
mike: pretty good. she wanted to spend a quiet night alone so we watched 50 first dates and i took her out to a real nice sushi place. thought i'd add a little spice to the night so i king crab blumpkin'd her.
by me@tspin February 26, 2009
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Crabs in a bucket can easily escape from the bucket one at a time, but instead of doing that they pull each other down whenever one rises to the top - thus insuring their collective demise.
This is analogous to the behavior of a person who diminishes or pulls down anyone else who achieves or is about to achieve success greater than their own.
This is analogous to the behavior of a person who diminishes or pulls down anyone else who achieves or is about to achieve success greater than their own.
Crab mentality: We all like to see our friends get ahead, but not too far ahead.
If I can't have it, no one can have it.
If I can't have it, no one can have it.
by mythical89 June 5, 2009
Get the crab mentality mug.A crab bucket is what it is: crabs in a bucket. However, what happens in the bucket full of crabs is what makes it a famous saying.
When a single crab is put into a lidless bucket, they surely can and will escape. However, when more than one share a bucket, none can get out. If one crab elevates themself above all, the others will grab this crab and drag'em back down to share the mutual fate of the rest of the group.
Crab bucket syndrome is often used to describe social situations where one person is trying to better themself and others in the community attempt to pull them back down. Also often used in describing the ghettos of America (or anywhere, for that matter).
When a single crab is put into a lidless bucket, they surely can and will escape. However, when more than one share a bucket, none can get out. If one crab elevates themself above all, the others will grab this crab and drag'em back down to share the mutual fate of the rest of the group.
Crab bucket syndrome is often used to describe social situations where one person is trying to better themself and others in the community attempt to pull them back down. Also often used in describing the ghettos of America (or anywhere, for that matter).
"Yo, I heard MC Persnickety got a record deal with Koch records!"
"Yeah? I hate that dude...I'ma go tell everyone he plagiarized his lyrics from 50 Cent"
"Shit man, why you gonna go and perpetuate the crab bucket? Playa-hatin' ass nigga."
"Yeah? I hate that dude...I'ma go tell everyone he plagiarized his lyrics from 50 Cent"
"Shit man, why you gonna go and perpetuate the crab bucket? Playa-hatin' ass nigga."
by Lo S. April 21, 2008
Get the Crab bucket mug.An immensely powerful being, usually with extraordinary or superhuman abilities. Usually used to refer to someone who is very skilled in the use of computers, the internet, or a video game.
Man, Derrek is so good at Starcraft, he must be a Crab Lord!
Only a Crab Lord could pull off a move like that!
You may be good, but your no Crab Lord
Only a Crab Lord could pull off a move like that!
You may be good, but your no Crab Lord
by Jeff "The Loremaster" H. December 9, 2008
Get the Crab Lord mug.When you wiggle your fingers to stimulate a woman’s vagina area but keep all of your fingers bent as tight as possible.
The date was going well, but after I started crabknuckling her, it started going really great!
My wife really likes it when I crabknuckle her in the morning.
My wife really likes it when I crabknuckle her in the morning.
by jacktoothedmarlin March 15, 2019
Get the crabknuckle mug.A bro-type move that expresses aggression without actually carrying out any physical harm or getting into a fight. It is characterized by popping your collar, raising both arms behind and slightly above your head, and shaping your hands to look like crab claws. Then, simultaneously, you lean your body towards your bro and aggressively say, "Bro!, Bro!". With every instance of "Bro!", you get louder and flare your claws more and more.
Note 1: Bro crabbing can be very funny, but it won't get you laid--at least not in Harrisburg, PA (tested and failed).
Note 2: Only bro crab your bro. Bro crabbing someone who's not your bro can lead to a fight, which you will likely lose since the bro crab is not an effective offensive or defensive fighting move.
Note 3: If you are getting bro crabbed, the only adequate response is to bro crab right back.
Note 1: Bro crabbing can be very funny, but it won't get you laid--at least not in Harrisburg, PA (tested and failed).
Note 2: Only bro crab your bro. Bro crabbing someone who's not your bro can lead to a fight, which you will likely lose since the bro crab is not an effective offensive or defensive fighting move.
Note 3: If you are getting bro crabbed, the only adequate response is to bro crab right back.
Guy: Dude, let's get the attention of those fems through some bro crabbing.
...the guys bro crab...
Girls: Hehehe... Those guys are so funny--let's do their friends!
...the guys bro crab...
Girls: Hehehe... Those guys are so funny--let's do their friends!
by Miguel-DC May 17, 2010
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