craygasm 

When you get an orgasm/excited over something that isn't really special

Fx.

You're an Italian, you get spaghetti and meatballs every second day.
And mom screams "The spaghetti is ready" and you get a craygasm.
Because you've gotten so much spaghetti is isn't special.

"Yo dude, I just got a craygasm there"
"But hey man, it isn't very special"

craygasm by SlavGopnikXD June 7, 2017

Cabgas 

Flatulence in a taxi.

Dude - we hopped into a Yellow Top taxi, and all of a sudden Thad busts out with the worst cabgas you've ever smelt. We had to get out 3 blocks early.

Cabgas by Chris Hops February 25, 2011

Crabass 

People who are angry at life, particularly people by the name of Korie.

Korie just woke up and she is already being a Crabass today.

Crabass by King Crabass January 3, 2019

fatal crapgasm 

The involuntary function of the body (similar to shock) when the nervous system becomes overloaded to such a high degree the body interprets it as being a "death moment" and triggers all bodily functions that cause positive and relieving feelings.

Right at the moment Johnny was being ripped in half by the 2 trains, he shit himself, had an orgasm, sneezed, and fell asleep all at the same time. He had a fatal crapgasm to carry him on to his death as peacefully as possible

fatal crapgasm by the curse of priddy November 27, 2012

Crabnasty

A policeman that can protect you from anything, even sexual predators.

Known as: Officer Crabnasty

Officer Crabnasty taught me some very special songs about keeping sexual predators away and they go like "Stop dont touch me there, this is my no no square" and "Stop hold the phone this is my no no zone"

Crabnasty by Charles R. Aber August 17, 2009

Craigasm 

The amazing feeling that someone gets when listening to Craig Mabbit. It is as satisfying as an orgasm.

hellz yeah! I had a total craigasm!

Craigasm by Escape_The_Fate_<3 May 21, 2011

crapgasm 

The result of a blumpkin.

Oh my gosh, when Jeannie gave me that blumpkin, I managed to crap and orgasm at the same time. I have to tell you, there's nothing quite like a crapgasm.

crapgasm by Gwartron August 9, 2010