Creme Cup 

When a dude jerks off and rubs out his nut creme with one hand and and busts his hot load in the other hand which is held in a cup like shape.

What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.

For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.

Rachel wouldn’t give up the pussy last night so did a little creme cup and well.....she had to go wash her chin off when I was done.

Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.

My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?

Creme Cup by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

creme-stache 

sometimes called a "trucker-cum-face." This is due to the fact that the person getting cummed on has a trucker, handlebar mustache. yeah, if you haven't got it by now, it's when a dude gives another dude head, and the one guy jizzes in the one guy's mustache

HEY! Larry! get on your knees bitch! your mustache is gettin plastered to your face slave!creme-stache style!

creme-stache by Hryttereanna July 18, 2006

Creme Egging 

When you've just bumped uglies with a chick and she elevates her nether regions so she can mix her eggs with your man-creme.

Dom: That's weird, what you doing?
Kaye: Creme Egging son! Gotcha!
Dom: shiiiiiii

Creme Egging by Gummy89 May 4, 2016

Crème Pudding Crème Château 

A delicacy originated in Chambly, Québec by Chef Gabouri. Its recipe had been propagated by word of mouth after the rumour of its phenomenal taste.

C'est de la fucking bonne crème pudding crème château!

Crème Pudding Crème Château by ChefGabouri November 29, 2021

Creme Between

The act of sealing someone’s lips shut with hunk spunk, causing them to resemble an Oreo.

An off brand imitation Oreo

Last night I gave a girl a creme between, and had to get a crowbar to reopen her mouth.

I’m fucked up in the crip sipping Dr. Perky and eating creme betweens.

Creme Between by Skyrimjob September 1, 2020

creme brulee 

1. Tasty dessert
2. French's most remarkable example regarding the parthenogenesis phenomenon of accents in common words.

Creme brulee situation.
Guy#1 (American) - do you guys write "créme brulée" or "creme brulée"?
Guy#2 (French) - crème brûlée.
Guy#1 - Holy crap they're multiplying.

creme brulee by Neila December 31, 2008

Creme Rag 

A rag somebody keeps under their bed. They use this to cum on. When it is crispy and hard you take it and slap your friend in the face when he is sleeping.

It's 2 A:M and I'm gonna hit my friend with this creme rag!

Creme Rag by PICcip November 14, 2010