Covidiots

Idiots who go outside without masks and gloves during stay at home orders.

Idiots who are annoyed by others for not following the stay at home order when they aren’t following it either.

To all you covidiots out there, if you don’t like wearing a mask...you really won’t like wearing a ventilator!

by KraziKingKat026 May 19, 2020

covidtuary

An obituary for someone who has died of Covid-19.

That was a moving covidtuary.

I'm seeing too many covidtuaries in the headlines these days.

by zeuxis July 6, 2020

Covidscuse

An excused absence due to COVID-19 or fear of catching COVID-19.

Joe won’t be at work today he is covidscused.

by SirLaughsATon August 3, 2020

Covidity

Having a COVID-19 infection, or referring to the symptoms/affects of a COVID-19 infection.

"The covidity in the United States right now is staggering"

"My wife's covidity is getting worse"

by MedicineCabinet April 6, 2022

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization is dark magic slowly revealing that mutations linked to the process of insectualization are present in victims of the annual seasonal viral culling.

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.

Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.
…

Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.

Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?

Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.

Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.

by Option 22 October 30, 2020

Covidite

A person that deliberately spreads coronavirus (COVID-19) or willfully ignores the safety protocols such as social distancing.

The Covidite purposefully coughed and the apples in the produce section of the grocery store.

by socialdistancing2020 March 20, 2020

Covidious

Something that has the possibility of contagiousness of COVID-19, whether they or it has actually been exposed to the virus or not.
A portmanteau of COVID-19 and Insidious.

Don't touch that package. I just got it. It's still Covidious!
I was just at the market and I'm feeling kind of Covidious. I'm gonna take a shower!

by Korren9 May 20, 2020