cousin

Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.

The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.

I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.

by Queeeeeeef July 9, 2004

cousin

Alabama: Don't you mean girlfriend?

Hey y'all, should I date someone besides my cousin.
All: No.

by sir climer the great November 21, 2018

cousin

another way of saying mate

what's happening cousin?

by rock November 27, 2004

cousins

people who lie about family relations based on the connection between two family members.

just because your cousins got married, doesnt make you cousins.

by butchyging October 6, 2009

Cousin

That one annoying person in your family related to you

Omg my cousin in annoying AF bro

by It's me 555 October 6, 2017

Cousin

Your Blood, Some One Who You Care About , Your Parents Brother's Or Sister's Child , Or Some One You Would Consider A Best Friend Because They Know Everything About You <3

I Love My Cousin He/She Is Like My Bestfriend

by Badvibee August 11, 2013

Cousin

The person you go bowling with

"Cousin, it is your cousin. Let's go bowling!"

by pleasepleaseplease February 23, 2017