1. A woman whose politics are devoid of logic, reason, and/or sanity.
2. Dirty republican vundercunt.
3. See douchebag
2. Dirty republican vundercunt.
3. See douchebag
<i>I had a horrible date last night, she turned out to be an Ann Coulter</i>
<i>I had to leave him when he called me Ann Coulter, who would stand for that kind of abuse?<i>
<i>I had to leave him when he called me Ann Coulter, who would stand for that kind of abuse?<i>
by signine August 26, 2005
Get the ann coulter mug.The act of shitting while standing up, named after Ann Coulter because your butthole is unbelievably tight, you spew shit everywhere, and, when your done, everyone hates you.
Person 1: Bro, I wouldn't go into the bathroom, someone was just Ann Coultering in there.
Person 2: IN A STARBUCKS! HAS THE WORLD LOST THERE MIND!
Person 1: I know bro, teens and their trends these days.
Person 2: IN A STARBUCKS! HAS THE WORLD LOST THERE MIND!
Person 1: I know bro, teens and their trends these days.
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Nickname for Ann Coulter because she has what appears to be an adam's apple, probably due to her advanced age and extreme anorexia. BTW, it's not putting down drag queens, its a slur at her lack of femininity as well as blatant lack of humanity. She is hated by anyone with a sense of human decency.
Man Coulter's adam's apple was very visible today on Faux News. It was bobbling while s/he spewed more annoying hate speech. Man Coulter's ten times the man Bill O'Reilly is.
by monkiki December 13, 2007
Get the Man Coulter mug.Smexy Male attack helicopter (Apache) usually defending Capitalism and USA or doing random stuff, drinking the tears of libtards and helping trump doing stuff, next mission: taking care of North Korea.
by Panda_Wizards September 20, 2017
Get the Colten mug.CP Coulter is the author of the widely know fan fiction called Dalton. This fan fiction has...5942 reviews this very moment that I'm writing this. Dalton is one of, if not the best thing to happen to the Glee fandom on fanfiction.net. You should read it. It ships Klaine and Rane and gondolas Jogan. Dalton is the story of what happened to Kurt from Glee when he was at Dalton, however it goes past the Born This Way episode when Kurt goes back to McKinley. There are many Other Characters CP has made up such as the Brightman Twins, Dwight Houston, Logan Wright, Julian Larson, Reed van Kamp, and Shane Anderson. The plot of the story itself deals with romance, danger and a deranged psycho. Along with it's amazing plot is metaphors from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol
Julian's eyes widened. Quickly, he patted Logan's pockets. "Logan, where's your medication?"
The disoriented prefect made a deep sigh. "If you'd really like to know, it's that way." He gestured absently to nothing.
Everyone looked around. Julian blinked. "What is?"
"What you want."
Seeing absolutely nothing, Kurt looked at him incredulously. "It is?"
Logan blinked. "It is what?"
"What you said was there!" Julian burst out.
"What's there?"
"Your medication!" Kurt snapped.
"What medication?"
"But you just said—!" Julian groaned in absolute frustration, resisting the urge to strangle his friend. He dragged a hand down his face as Kurt glared at the Twins who were expiring on the floor in fits of hysterical laughter.
"This is not funny!" Blaine scolded them.
"Yes—it is!" the Twins gasped between chokes of laughter.
~From Chapter 26 Part 2 of Dalton by CP Coulter
The disoriented prefect made a deep sigh. "If you'd really like to know, it's that way." He gestured absently to nothing.
Everyone looked around. Julian blinked. "What is?"
"What you want."
Seeing absolutely nothing, Kurt looked at him incredulously. "It is?"
Logan blinked. "It is what?"
"What you said was there!" Julian burst out.
"What's there?"
"Your medication!" Kurt snapped.
"What medication?"
"But you just said—!" Julian groaned in absolute frustration, resisting the urge to strangle his friend. He dragged a hand down his face as Kurt glared at the Twins who were expiring on the floor in fits of hysterical laughter.
"This is not funny!" Blaine scolded them.
"Yes—it is!" the Twins gasped between chokes of laughter.
~From Chapter 26 Part 2 of Dalton by CP Coulter
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Some great songs by Jonathon Coulton:
Re: Your Brains
The Future Soon
Code Monkey
I Crush Everything
Skullcrusher Mountain
Re: Your Brains
The Future Soon
Code Monkey
I Crush Everything
Skullcrusher Mountain
by RandomDude65339339356217974 September 11, 2009
Get the Jonathon Coulton mug."And I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you know? ... Like, what’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know. Aunt Coulter." - Michelle Wolf, 2018 WHCA Dinner
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