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Copenhagen Coughdrop

The act of defecating into another person's tracheotomy hole.
Uncle Jim owed me 30 bucks for a carton of cigarettes, so I gave him the old Copenhagen Coughdrop as a warning to pay up.
by rectacular March 26, 2008
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coughee

more commonly known as weed, herb, pot etc. the word was coined by the houston rapper Devin the Dude a.k.a.Coughee brotha D
"I love coughee can't keep the smell off me"
by kilo the crooked January 15, 2009
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".

Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.

Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.
You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)
by stefzg July 14, 2004
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Coughart

To deliberately cough in order to mask the inevitable sound of breaking wind.

Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.

Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.
Me:

*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".

Friend:

You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.
by tomharding January 12, 2009
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Couger

A strong, sexy woman approximately 40-55 years old who prefers younger men.
John is just 19 but he's dating that middle aged lady down the street. She is a couger!
by cyberpunk8 March 13, 2011
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coughee

Coughee is slang for weed, plain and simple. A play on Cough and Coffee, which enables it to be used in a public setting without drawing any unwanted attention to ones self. Made popular by Devin the Dude and his group The Coughee Brothaz.
"Wanna take a coughee break?", "Let's go sip some coughee.", "I got some good coughee.", "Excuse me police I'm just sippin coughee, mindin my busines. why is you trippin won't you get up off me? Why you all inside my ride?"
by Coughee Brothaz April 28, 2008
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Stone Coucher

Any person(s) that urinate(s), defecate(s) and/or fornicate(s) on the Stone Couch near Hazleton, PA 18201. Most usually brag about it, without shame.
PA State Trooper 1: Let's stake out the Stone Couch for some Stone Couchers. It's time they go to jail for their immoral behavior.

PA State Trooper 2: The heck with that. Let us shit, piss and fuck on the couch.

PA State Trooper 1: Ooh you're a notty Trooper, ready to stab my pooper.

(Freaky gay law enforcement loving ensues. A box of Dunkin Donuts is involved, as well.)
by Hazletard-in-Chief November 13, 2011
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