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Cotherstone Cheese

A particularly crusty wedge of smegma, popular amongst Teesdale farmers for its aroma and ability to wedge a stable door open.
Following the dinner party at the mansion, the ladies retired to the sitting room and the gentlemen compared their wedges of Cotherstone Cheese.
by two princes November 18, 2021
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Apple Catchers

n. Generously Proportioned Knickers
As the dust settled on the debacle that was Club Terrymont, Publican Dave Orr surveyed the wreckage and found some disturbing evidence " HOLY SHITE BATMAN...that's a pair of the Largest APPLE CATHERS I've ever seen"!
by Daxxler February 20, 2003
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spaff catchers

tits, boobies, chesticles. devices worn on the front of a lady to catch manspaff.
I spaffed all over your spaff catchers
by bloke no.1 June 15, 2008
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Crotchers

A person or group of people who use a concealed layer of clothing (ie. stockings or pants) under their usual pants or skirts, to put items in while shop lifting. They are professionals and usually go looking for specific items which have been requested by their "clients".
Crotchers: A man wearing baggy pants on the outside, with a smaller pair underneath. The bottoms of the under pair will often have rubber bands around the cuffs to prevent items from falling out the bottom. They will place the items into the under pair of pants. This method is hard to detect as there is no visable sign of anything concealed.
by Evon. C December 15, 2008
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shit catchers

A comfortable, baggy pair of old and well worn tracksuit pants that one wears, usually around the house. Teams very well with the old 'wife beater' as well.
I don't feel relaxed until I have my shit catchers on and a beer in my hand.
by Jules Howard November 9, 2007
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Cotches

A cotch is commonly misconceived as an STD or "crotch" misspelled however cotches are painful owwies on your feet due to shoes.
"those shoes give me cotches"
by LexieLou July 2, 2008
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Brass Catchers

A nice set of breasts on a woman, especially at a pistol or rifle range. This comes from the fact that ejecting brass from a firearm like to land in any exposed cleavage.
Hey, dude. Check out the brass catchers on that chick!
by Bcdefg July 6, 2008
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