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Bernie Costello

this is a joke, this is the definition of a joke right here folks.

This term can also be used to call someone a clown, like after someone does something stupid or irresponsible you could call them a Bernie.
Person: Did you hear that the circus is coming to town?
Another person: Wait I didn’t know the circus was coming early!!
1st person: Oh yea silly Bernie Costello, the one man clown circus is coming back to town!!
by Max Baker Smith September 17, 2020
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Hermes Costello

the hottest afro-latina you will ever see /srs
jae: omg is that hermes costello her titties are big
aimee: wtf
by jaeswrldd March 16, 2022
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Matthew Costello

Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.
Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!

*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024
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Anthony costello

To succeed despite low intelligence; to pull a Anthony Costello.
"I won the lottery, Jim!"
"Wow, you really pulled an Anthony Costello."
by knewgfownofi909 October 24, 2022
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The Costello media

In Australia the News networks controlled by former Liberal treasurer Peter Costello which have a liberal spin to much of their publications.
Labor should be winning this election easily but the Costello Media has done all it can to ensure the liberals win instead.
by Baggy Green Captain May 20, 2022
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andrew costello

1-Your a Andrew Costello

2-I’m gonna lose me job
by YA BOY BILLY August 15, 2021
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Costello Cut-out

Similar to an "Irish Exit", the Costello Cut-out involves leaving a party or social gathering without saying goodbye, but shuffling your feet on the way out.
Gary : Hey where did Johnny Boy go?
Mike : I don't know, he was just here laughing and having fun. Then he disappeared.

--30 minutes later--
Gary : I think he gave us the Costello Cut-out.
Mike : Yea, shuffled right out on us.
by Richard Hasherpes December 7, 2013
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