corporate hyena

An employee whose aim is to climb up the corporate ladder by any means other than merit, including backstabbing, ass-licking, being a yes man, drastically changing opinion to suit circumstances, gossiping, bitching, corridor-talking, spreading lies, pitting colleagues against each other, spying and reporting on colleagues, etc.

Jack always sucks-up to his boss no matter what stupid ideas his boss comes up with, hoping to have an increase, what a corporate hyena!

Tom reports colleagues on any triviality so as to show he really cares for the company, hoping he will be the one to be promoted, what a corporate hyena!

by salis010 November 26, 2015

corporate owned

a term used to describe politicians (primarily Republicans) who accept campaign contributions from big corporations and then serve those corporations instead of the people

Corporate owned politicians typically oppose any efforts to regulate or tax business, they are against labor unions, and support unfair trade policies that make it easier for big corporations to move jobs overseas to exploit cheap labor in third world countries.

by Mr.Juan-derful May 2, 2010

corporate month

An annual month-long fundraising campaign taking place in June wherein the wealthiest corporations protect themselves with rainbow camouflage.

Financial Advisor: Sir, we're down in funds this quarter. What are we going to do?
CEO: We'll be fine. Corporate month is right around the corner.

by bin laden's anus April 17, 2023

Corporate Backscratching

When corporations use their multiple media outlets to cross promote.

When Tom Cruise goes on Jay Leno to promote his new movie getting released by Universal Studios which is owned by the same company, GE, that owns NBC. That's Corporate Backscratching my friends!

by icwish June 17, 2009

corporate pop

A kind of background music (BGM) played in supermarkets, shopping malls, factories, or some offices.

It's the end of the workday, and the traffic's very bad, so getting to the store takes way longer than it should, and when you finally get there the supermarket is very crowded, because of course it's the time of day when all the other people with jobs also try to squeeze in some grocery shopping, and the store's hideously, fluorescently lit, and infused with soul-killing Muzak or corporate pop, and it's pretty much the last place you want to be, but you can't just get in and quickly out. -- This is water. David Foster Wallace.

by chuckchen June 17, 2018

corporate slave

The people who make the business worldf go round and round, without them executives might actually have to do something besides make rules to make it more difficult for the slaves under them to do their job. Corporate slaves are easily identifiable by the vacant look in their eyes as they are always overworked, underpaid and underappreciated.

Mary was just another corporate slave until she discovered that by screwing her boss and then blackmailing him with telling his wife she could easily move up the corporate ladder and become a slave driver.

by Jon Doe September 9, 2003

corporate radio

mainstream radio stations that throw the shit that record companies call good music at you. They say it is cool and attempt to brainwash you into thinking the same. The fact is corporate radio sucks and you would all be better off turning off your radio and driving to the cool sound of silence

that corporate radio dj said that emo is cool, but i know it sucks.

by iggy May 1, 2004