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coronanoia

A thought process or fear driven reaction to Covid19, many times to the point of irrationality and/or delusion. Symptons include; prolonged n95 mask usage; fear of shaking hands/hugging; sexual abstinence; avoiding all human contact; hiding in your closet.
My aunt Mary has come down with a severe case of coronanoia
by Johnny Walker Read April 1, 2020
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Coronagoraphobia

Fear of venturing out after quarantine is lifted because people won’t follow social distancing guidelines.
Karen cannot make herself go to Walmart because quarantining for so long has given her Coronagoraphobia.
by Ms.Um_Erika June 1, 2020
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Coronation Quiche

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.
For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".
by PrinceGinger April 18, 2023
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Coronagoraphobia

The fear of contracting corona virus while in the market.
Jamie was afraid to go grocery shopping because of coronagoraphobia.
by Yay a Snow Day May 6, 2020
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coronabod

A pasty, doughy body resulting from anxiety eating and inactivity related to the new coronavirus.
Damn, Erica's body using be slammin' but on Zoom last night I could see her coronabod taking shape.
by Ohhkasia March 26, 2020
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Coronatard

Someone who does stupid shit (such as stock up on toilet paper) because of the Coronavirus.
I just saw two men fighting over toilet paper in the supermarket today. Such coronatards...
by TheTrollingHACKER March 22, 2020
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Coronacooch

When an ex calls or contacts you because they think it’s the end of the world and wants sexual favor, because they think you are that scared.
Josh called thinking he was about to get some coronacooch because restaurants are closing and there is a constant scary news cycle about what to expect with the Coronavirus- no thank you!
by Katy8144 March 16, 2020
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