Coronaspiracy Theory

A conspiracy theory surrounding some aspect of the coronavirus. It usually involves some nefarious plot by the powers that be, such as the Illuminati or the devil, or Bill Gates to use the virus as a means to achieve some ridiculous master plan. They are believed by covidiots and used as an excuse to engage in covidiot behavior, such as denying the existence of the disease or refusing to take the vaccine.

Have you heard the latest coronaspiracy theory? They are saying the coronavirus is nothing more than a cover-up orchestrated by Bill Gates to implant us with microchips through the vaccine and track us. Believers are refusing to get vaccinated.

by Prof. Gravy Boat Bananas January 21, 2021

coonass

1) What East Texans call a Cajun.

2) What East Texans call an East Texas Cajun, as opposed to a Louisiana Cajun.

3) Any Cajun, though increasingly term is considered derogatory.

-- Did you know that Cajuns in East Texas are called "coonasses"?

-- "Who says?"

-- "My cousin Bubba, from Beaumont."

by al-in-chgo June 15, 2013

coonass

people who can cook better then a redneck stumpjumper
yankee hillbilly and kentucky freaks

coonass coon racoon ass

by scorpion633 July 18, 2009

Chronasseur

A connoisseur in the field of Marijuana Studies.

That fucking guy smokes so much goddamn reefer; he is known as the Chronasseur.

by Cantarooots November 7, 2012

Coronasomnia

Also known as Covid-somnia. Experiencing sleeplessness—getting arguably less than seven hours of sleep—due to the stress of life during the coronavirus crisis, with possible long-term health hazards like obesity, depression, cardiovascular disease, and diabetes.

Guesstimate how many millions of people worldwide are suffering from coronasomnia, often triggered by lockdowns, quarantines, unemployment, postponement of surgeries, and loss of loved ones due to Covid-19.

by Covido January 31, 2021

Coronastock

Any event happening during, or immediately following, the lessening of social-distancing or quarantine measures put in place due to covid19. Also applicable to anyone holding gatherings during the coronavirus pandemic.

Referring to a hangout where one may have a greater chance of contracting coronavirus due to the number of people in close proximity.

Your concert tickets haven’t been cancelled yet ? Man, get ready for coronastock!

Ed’s having a bbq this weekend, you going ?
Naw man - that’s coronastock.

All these people planning to attend the festival..., man, that’s coronastock.

by SeadooGirl April 30, 2020

Coronaissance

A bourgeois term for the next wave of the coronavirus pandemic to sweep across a county or country.

Rogue or right-wing inept heads of state are worried how a second, third, or fourth coronaissance would impact the “frontline worriers,” who have been slaving round the clock to protect their nations against the coronavirus and its ever-deadlier variants.

by Covido June 6, 2021