mama-cognition

the realization that your mother's many years of acquired knowlege may be useful to you, after all.

In a moment of mama-cognition, Mary phoned her mother to ask how much lasagna to make for the dinner party.

by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009

cornalious junior

A.R's rubbery penis

"A.R can you please put away cornalious junior already"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Cornelious Miller

a goofy (lol) person who likes football, not swearing and making fun of certain people

1.Corneliouscrm now knows who I am.

by Mr.X (homer simpson) June 11, 2003

Impaired mental cognition

Fancy for stupid.

MaryKate has impaired mental cognition. But she's also blonde. So she's just dumb.

by Roy Magnum September 8, 2010

cornelio

An uncool guy that thinks he's hot and cool but he's only a cookie.

"Dude, you're like totally ignoring that little kid that's talkin' to you, dude."
"Who cares, dude. It's only Cornelio"

"Who's that little kid that keeps dancin' like a crab?"
"Dude, it's like cornelio, dude."

by Ana April 9, 2003

Yukon Cornelious

A mountain man extrodinair!

That boy is a regular Yukon Cornelious!

by Eric Johnson February 10, 2004

cornalious senior

A.R's anus

"hey A.R i can see cornalious senior"

by Swift December 13, 2003