coming up short

A verb meaning failure to meet expectations. When said the short part is often a higher tone then the rest of the phrase.

* some dweeb gets a question wrong after raising his hand

Me: coming up SHORT

by margery stewart baxter September 29, 2012

Im cooming

A person who says this when he jerks/masterbates so hard he starts ejaculating coom while watching porn on his windows 7.

AAAAAA Fackkkk !!!!!!!Immmm Im cooming !!!!! oh FAck ItS EveRyWhere!!

by Ancientbluesky December 1, 2020

coming for me

A person is trying to start an fight or argument. (Ways to be coming for someone messing with them &talkfighting about them )

Ex.Why are you coming for me? =Why are you talking about me?

by @IamPrettyJay_ December 12, 2014

Colming

To neglect your friends and live in a state of denial.

Colming : Merrick

by datderepizzaguy August 11, 2008

Katie May Coring

The Queen of Everything; Including your man! The most sexy, and gorgeous bad ass chick whom is so bad that she is good.

Damn look at her! She’s a straight up sexy boss chick! She must be on her Katie May Coring shit!

by SamPedro May 2, 2021

Coming in Clietch

At the last possible moment of a time sensitive situation it is put into a unrecoverable state with drastic consequences.

"He totally fumbled that system repair at the last minute, Coming in Clietch.

by Proactive46 October 11, 2021

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

by jamesqu August 2, 2018