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Corked Tuna

When a woman's air passage is blocked by a man's penis, and therefore cannot breathe.
Jane: "Oh my God! How did she die??"
Coroner: "It seemed she was corked and suffocated to death ma'am."
Jane: "Oh... Ew."
"TUNA" is slang for an over-abundance of straight girls that for one reason or another invade gay bars. The slang is mostly used my gay/bi guys that are annoyed that these creatures choose to gather in crowds at these establishments when there are plenty of straight bars for them to swim around in.
What's with all the tuna here tonight? This is a gay bar I thought!
Corked tuna is a slippery black male enjoyer who use to be a fan of edp
Corked Tuna by PeepCheap April 13, 2026

Getting corked 

When an unopened bottle of champagne is being utilized as a female pleasure object and the cork pops, then propelled into the women’s vaginal cavity.
Jess: Girl I am totally getting corked tonight.

Emily: Um, are you sure I can handle it?

All Corked Up 

A derivative of Cocked Up, which a co-worker thought we were saying "All Corked Up" instead of "All Cocked Up"
The copier is all corked up.
Who corked up the copier.

half corked 

Having sexual intercourse or orally but not bleeding; not knowing if cherry has trully popped or not
Jamie: Are you a virgin.
Liz: Im half corked.
Jamie: Oh i see.
half corked by anonyomous March 18, 2003

Otto Corked 

When you spell something right but autocorrect decides to replace it with something completely inappropriate, enigmatic or grammatically or semantically incorrect and you don't notice until RIGHT as you hit send.
"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."

"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"

or

"So happy the air gone."

"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."

or

"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."

"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"

or

"I ight to be home later."

"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."
Otto Corked by Skwirlgurl November 19, 2021

All Corked up 

When a man’s wiener is fully erect
I went down on that mf and he was all corked up!
All Corked up by Gennymia July 15, 2024