James Cordon’s Birthday

A national day which an amazing person was born on. A Harry Styles addict as well.

Me:“It’s James Cordon’s birthday !”
Everyone: “yuhhh get into it”

by 🙏🙏🙏 February 08, 2021

cordonness

What nodes are SchedulingDisabled. The state of cordonicity.

The borg checked their kubernetes worker nodes cordonness before proceeding with his work.

by Assimilated March 02, 2023

Cordon Blue

When you insert your chicken strip in her ham sandwich

" I had two bottles of wine and I gave that bitch some cordon blue"

"I woke up and da bae asked for some scrambled eggs, I said I am out but I got some cordon blue"

by BigFatEye May 15, 2016

Andrew Cordone

The darkest black person alive. Some say you can’t even blorgus.

Wow the lights went of and Andrew Cordone snuck you on me with his penis out

by Poopqeef1139 March 01, 2020

Cordon Blew

An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu

Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...

by Patrick B. Junior August 21, 2021

cordon noir

The uncanny culinary ability to reduce any dish to a blackened, charred lump.

Billy's mother was an exceptional cordon noir cook. Her ability to turn ordinary food into charcoal was unmatched.

by flapjackboy December 25, 2022