by Assimilated March 2, 2023
Billy's mother was an exceptional cordon noir cook. Her ability to turn ordinary food into charcoal was unmatched.
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by 🙏🙏🙏 February 8, 2021
An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu
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