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swim coach

most likely the cause of every competitive swimmer's everyday suffer, pain, soreness, questions of life, and most things that go wrong; but don't forget that their also their swimmer's best friend and supporter.
I hate my swim coach but can't let him know because he'll kill me at dry lands!
by !!!!!??? April 30, 2015
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coach sealy

a really fast black dude who always wears a bluetooth and is straight off the streets of ethiopia.

can run over 9000 miles in under 6 minutes and always wears hip glasses like a boss. also does not prefer shirts or anything that has calories. Has hundreds of "sons".Even the girls are sons.
"YOU GUYS SUCK! STOP SCREWIN' AROUN'"!
-Coach Sealy
by Rinus Ree November 3, 2011
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Cochadera

Spanish word for fuck fest or Orgy. Usually more than 4 people having sex together.
Josh: They must have a party next door cus I see a lot of people.

Matt: It's la cochadera going on right now. Just another sick orgy
by joshwua915 September 10, 2014
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Coach Z

Highly underused and under-rated character of homestarrunner who does a great JJEEEOOORRRGGGHHHBBB
by Anonymous April 29, 2003
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coach mcguirk

The best character on the tv show "home
movies".
by person yo-yo June 20, 2006
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Cochisexual

A "Cochisexual" is someone who listens to a goated rapper, also known as "Cochise". When you're a cochisexual, you dedicated your whole list of music and life to Cochise, and attend the "Republic Of Cochise" regularly.
"Hey, Who do you like?"
"Cochise."
"What do you mean by that?"
"I'm cochisexual. I love Cochise. His music slaps!"
by Legenday, on youtube😈 January 28, 2022
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dialing coach

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.
Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.
by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010
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