Contopulate

Contopulate; when something disintegrates in different fashions and ways
other verbs include as

Contopulation
Contopulating
Contopulated

"Oh my god I think my brain just started to contopulate please bring me to a hospital"

by ElSentientWindow July 21, 2020

Cleveland Cookout

The act of finding an unlocked car for the purpose of smoking marijuana inside with a group of people. No force is used in the entry of the vehicle and no items are removed from the vehicle as well. This causes smokers to experience heightened levels of intoxication due to the level of adrenaline excreted due to stress from actually baking out a stranger's car.

Hey, Mike, this car is unlocked! You have that blunt? Let's do a Cleveland Cookout inside before they get back!

by cdant12 October 3, 2015

coocoo

Someone that is acting crazy.

That old cat lady is coocoo,

by DWHS July 8, 2011

colton

really cute and amazing guy hes nice and has beautiful eyes he is really nice and smells good he has nice warm hugs and i love him<3

wow whos that he's cute
oh thats my boyfriend colton back of or i'll cut you

by colton's stalker January 10, 2019

coctopuss

the ratio of males to females; typically with reference to a social setting.

Whats's the coctopuss situation at the bar?

by John and Aaron November 23, 2011

contourtionism

The obsessive proclivity one may have toward placing objects or body parts into areas that will seemingly accommodate the chosen item's contours while occupying the maximum volume of the empty space.

"The top of my chiweenie's head fits perfectly into my eye socket like a furry little puzzle piece."
"Why do you know that?"
"It's contourtionism; I like to see stuff go together."
"Stuff like mammal meat?"
"Ohhhh yeah."
"Gross. Leave now or we'll see how well my elbow matches your orbit."

by knifestrauzen June 18, 2013

Contortionist

Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)

I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!

by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018