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Cootie Queen

One who is the queen of cooties. Often used as an insult. Shown to the public in the famous Orbit Gum commercial.
"What did you think I wasn't gonna find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?"

"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you LINT LICKER!"
by Andrew Coppola January 29, 2008
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cootie

non-medical germs, that are spread by contact by touch, usually among schoolkids.

can be protected by a 'cootie shot', which involves tracing a 'circle, circle, dot, dot-- now you've got a cootie shot' on the palm of the hand.
eww, i can't believe kevin touched me! that was so gross and boys have cooties!
by lette November 24, 2003
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Cooties

An age-old disease only found in young children. all children have this disease, but the boys have a different type than the girls. because of this, touching or being touhed by a member of the opposite sex is fatal, since you have gotten their cooties.
Don't touch that girl, she'll give you cooties!
by Chowderz May 12, 2011
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cootie burger

A derisive term used to describe one who has cooties. Often, but not always, directed at someone of the opposite sex.
No I don't want to be your girlfriend, you deep fried cootie burger!
by AnUncleverPseudonym January 19, 2009
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pussy cooties

germs left behind from the sexual pleasuring of the vagina
dammit! shit! there are pussy cooties all over my floor!
by ricky December 28, 2004
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cootie

a pseudo-germ or false disease that children use to avoid or tease one another. Theorized to have come from a child's misinterpretation of a slang word "cootie" meaning vagina.
Boy: Dad, what's a cootie?
Dad: ...uh...well, it's something that all girls have.
Boy: Ewww, girls have cooties!
by Otaku2100 June 9, 2005
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Cooties

The metaphysical manifestation of the fear of social backlash resulting from association with the opposite sex during childhood.

In short, the other sex has them, you can get them, and you do not want them.
(Josh is seen with Katie.)
Boys: Eww, Josh has cooties!
by Laevateinn January 1, 2010
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