coxpertise

Coxpertise is someone who is an expert in all things that revolve around the cock and balls. Basically a lover of the cock.

Shane is a real coxpertise he's always looking at and or touching cocks.

by Shanolovetheballs February 25, 2008

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship

An offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention that is not as committed to defending the doctrine of the inerrancy of the Bible as the SBC since Evangelicals recaptured the denomination from liberals and moderates. CBF also presents a more egalitarian set of policies on social and political issues along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.

CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tack on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."

by Tex in Tex October 4, 2008

Cooperative

A business model where hipster-doofii delude themselves into thinking that the Marxist Utopian fantasies they learned about in college from their hippie professors are capable of overriding economic realities. Since management of Co-Ops is typically run by individuals who are incapable of managing their own lives, they are usually doomed to failure.

Dude, the River Bend Grocery Cooperative is closing down. Aww man, it just opened six months ago.

by Schnorkenschneider March 15, 2014

Cooperative High School

full of angry Negros douche bag guitar players, Bitches have herpes it just sucks... never go here =

bob;where do you go?
DAY@DAY;cooperative high school
bob;DONT KILL ME!

by rawr2mawrt March 17, 2009

Coopitisim

Coopititism - is the result of two or more competitors working together to achieve a common goal.

Coopitition is defined as two or more Competitors working together to achieve a common goal. For example. Dale Earnhart, Jr (Hendrick Motor Sports) Tony Stewart (Stewart Haas Racing) drafting together at DAYTONA or TALLADEGA to get from the back of the pack up to the front.

Whereas, Coopitisim is the actual result of the two competitors working together and achieving a common goal.

by Evil Queen May 27, 2011

Cooperation

Anybody trying to force someone or a group of people to do something they want is of course going to tell people they got cooperation from everybody else.

He/she knew that more people would do what he/she wanted them to by saying that he/she was getting cooperation from everybody else (or that their was no resistance to his/her plan).

by Solid Mantis February 18, 2021

Comparitis

The disease of comparing yourself to others.

Kelly is so focused how other people are doing compared to her. She has comparitis

by Daderico February 7, 2021