cooney piss

When your urine comes out with the deepest shadow-like black shade. This is most common after eating fried chicken, black eyed peas, collard greens, watermelon, biscuits, or a hot eight piece all together.
After watching the Family Matters marathon, Karl ripped the most cooney piss of his life, shattering the ceramic toilet bowl.
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color cooney

A bit rascist, cooney, meaning stupid/crazy and color, towards black people. So color conney meaning stupid black person.
Nigger boo, jigger boo, color cooney. Black and muck and brown babooney. Melon muncher, chicken bone sucker.
by memesfordays..! August 19, 2023
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Cooney Gravy

Nicotine stains in your underwear. Also called fartstain and skidmarks.
Miranda seldom changes her drawers and has some serious cooney gravy.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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buttress fee coonei

A waiter with a large behind. His name is Coonei, and he gives a lot of fees.
Buttress fee coonei waltzed up to me and gave me the check for dinner.
by 'tavi November 17, 2003
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Tim Cooney

Man have you heard of the Tim Cooney, getting factory deals off the chain
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Tim Cooney

Man have you heard of the Tim Cooney, getting factory deals off the chain
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That's a Cooney

Like the infamous "that's a dip" it means that a person who is being spoken to has made a mistake of something really obvious
after it is said the person who made the mistake is usually hit on the forehead
Matt is wearing a red shirt.
John: did you just see Matt's blue shirt?
Mark: his shirt is red. That's a Cooney
(forehead slap)
by mentalbaby32 June 11, 2008
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