While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.
ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."
ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."
ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?
by Contractor Craig November 5, 2008
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Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.
Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.
by Clockwork Sun June 29, 2008
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That guy that became a pimp so that punks like you wouldn't have to.
Typically an extremely lucky close friend who is brought in "under the table" to fuck the brains out of the women you can't due to company sexual harassment policies or the fact that they are close friends or relatives of your chic. Respectable Pussy Sub-Contractors typically submit proof of job progress and completion through forwarded text messages, cell phone pics, and videos complete with hot cum shots for your "2 in the AM when your girl is asleep cock strokin' pleasure." He's not in it for the money, he's in it for the love of the art.
Typically an extremely lucky close friend who is brought in "under the table" to fuck the brains out of the women you can't due to company sexual harassment policies or the fact that they are close friends or relatives of your chic. Respectable Pussy Sub-Contractors typically submit proof of job progress and completion through forwarded text messages, cell phone pics, and videos complete with hot cum shots for your "2 in the AM when your girl is asleep cock strokin' pleasure." He's not in it for the money, he's in it for the love of the art.
Carl: Hey Jeff I need you to savagely ass fuck this bitch in Human Resources at my job for me so I don't get sued doin' it myself.
Jeff: Cool man. I actually need you to cock choke my wife's mom to the point she burps cum bubbles and get it on video. I'll be your Pussy Sub-Contractor if you'll be my Pussy Sub-Contractor.
Jeff: Cool man. I actually need you to cock choke my wife's mom to the point she burps cum bubbles and get it on video. I'll be your Pussy Sub-Contractor if you'll be my Pussy Sub-Contractor.
by Handpicked diCK diGGler March 24, 2009
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Mike: I hear Johnnie and Kate are getting married.
Sam: Hmm… I wonder how that’s going to go over… Kate is a serious contractophobe.
Sam: Hmm… I wonder how that’s going to go over… Kate is a serious contractophobe.
by freckleface3000 May 13, 2009
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by JthanS December 28, 2007
Get the Private Contractors mug.An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.
Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!
by Mack Daddy Mik August 19, 2006
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"The hotel had to deal with more than one contretemps before the end of the night"
Synonyms : argument, quarrel, squabble, disagreement, difference of opinion.
Synonyms : argument, quarrel, squabble, disagreement, difference of opinion.
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