Contouring

The act of physically estimating a mans erect penis through his pants while on the dance floor with the explicit intention of estimating its size.

Based on my contouring last night he’s at least 8 inches and circumcised.

I contoured so hard last night.

by tinytrex July 20, 2018

contour

A brownish marijuana with trunk stems that is sticky that promotes a very psychedelic/energetic buzz. Common side affects are floating couch trips, bratwursts with peppers, trips to the Buddhist temple, and at times can cause a cerebal high that entails scientific proofs.

I don't want to walk downstairs. Let's smoke some contour and float down there on the couch.

by Cliff The Big Red Dogg September 12, 2006

Crispy concords

A TK member that knows nothing about call of duty and does not even play with other to members.

Dude crispy concords is so anti social.

by Who's chaos's son November 28, 2016

Contour pouch

Another name for tight mens' underwear.

FEMALE: Wow, someone's exited.

MALE: Yeah thanks. It's my new contour pouch. Like what ya see?

by Sidchan July 10, 2010

Contour

A makeup step to supposedly “chisel” some of your features like jaw bone cheek bone etc. But some makeup asshole decided to make it so freaking complicated that now my face looks like I haven’t eaten in weeks is that the look we were going for is anorexic cause I’m honestly not for it

Hey makeup up people teach me to contour so I don’t look dead

by Firnando June 5, 2018

contouring

A girl that doesn't know when to stop with the makeup

I'm contouring my face with this overly expensive brush

by Drinky233 August 26, 2017

Contour Queen

Usually a girl from high school whom you knew was no where near as attractive as she is now because she perfected her makeup game (usually contour makeup)

One who has gotten the laborious contour makeup down to a science and makeup that would take you half an hour to do she can do in 15 minutes. Has an instagram or YouTube account dedicated to her many looks. This person usually has the ability to look like a different person on a daily basis. They can transform like no other.

Because of contour makeup it's fairly easy for an average person to look like they could be a celebrity.

Person 1: "omg remember Pam from high school? She looks totally different now!"

Person 2: "yeah but it's all makeup. She sounds one of those contour queens."

Also

Person 1 "Wow your makeup is so good! How long does it take you?

Person 2: "Only about 15 minutes. Once you get the hang of it you an do It pretty quickly."

by Ranoutofnames123 October 30, 2017