cuntology

the study and maintainence of being a complete liability and absolute areshole

people who study cuntology are usually pissed, have no money and remain a social outcast during their sobriety.

by dan bash July 24, 2007

choncology

The understanding of the universe threw intelligent conspiracy of revelations.

(con-coll{ege} agy : choncology

by regardless devon victory June 13, 2010

Nontology

Nontology is the negation of ontology or the possibility of our mind to understand by logic the ultimate nature of things

To derive the existence of God by logic ( onto-logy ), means to lead to the extreme consequences the virtues of a disputable cognitive tool ( logic ) and therefore not demonstrate his existence but rather only the limits of this human tool ( nontology ).

by Andrea Jagher October 12, 2007

Conology

The study of ice cream cones, especially in reference to size, shape, and composition

The high school student decided to go to an agricultural university in order to major in conology.

by cja25 September 8, 2015

cuntology

The study of vagina.

He was got his major in cuntology at university.

by DCG June 11, 2006

social ontology

A cyclical time theory of linearity in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.

Also called ontologistics.

Social ontology is an ontologistical iteration of the tri-functional hypothesis.

by sandraxine August 26, 2018

Coolology

A branch of aestetics that studies about all aspects of coolness,what being cool means and how to be cool.

John's got a degree in coolology.

by Deep blue 2012 April 13, 2010