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dirty constantine

when you drop your balls on the road and they get ran over and your grandma and your nephew eat the mushed testicle
Hey man i had a dirty constantine and my grandma and nephew got sick nd they went to the hospital
by koreluvsu September 17, 2021
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Constantine

He awesome, Playful,
He’s a very good friend and sibling

But again sometimes fight with you

Very kind try not to get really mad because I have a Constantine brother and he gets really mad easily so Has Internet issues
Me-*pulls hair* trying to be annoying
Constantine- you are going to regret that * Kicks really hard*
Me- OWWW MOM!!!!!

Mom-*walks over* go to your room's NOW!!!!!
by Jjjjn April 11, 2020
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Constantinople

Proper Name for a City on the Bosporus Straits between Europe and Asia. Under occupation by Muslim invaders for more than 600 years now. At the hands of these captives, it is and has been the site of racist anti-Christian Pogroms, Genocide, and government-sanctioned looting and destruction of property of any and all of the Christian churches there. Proper ownership of this city would either go to the Hellenic Republic (Greece), possibly Rossiya, the Russian Orthodox Church, or The Eastern (Greek) Orthodox Church. If the English and French were not dumbasses, Imperial Russia would have finished off the Ottoman dogs in the 17th or 18th Century, but leave it to those French Toads and English Twits to screw everything up. Wait to go England and France, if it wasn't for your selfish ends, you could have saved many Christians! How arbitrary is this, when the Greeks go for Independence, the English and the British assholes decide to help Russia achieve her ultimate goal of a free Christian eastern europe.
The proper name of the city located on the Bosporus Strait is Constantinople.

The only rightful owners of Constantinople are Christians.
by Mihail Alexsandrovich Toronov February 12, 2007
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Constantijn

Such a fucking boss that it's hard to describe.
He took a shit on Deborah's desk, he is such a constantijn.
by coniverse July 12, 2016
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Constantine

1. (n) A huge jacked scary sweeet man. His biceps are like the size of my legs.

2. (n) a new type of steroid

3. (v) to make huge

4. (n) type of muscle found in the inner ass.
That dude got on roids and was constantined in no time
by Lutho March 31, 2009
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the constantine

A sex position in white you lay in the shape of a cross and your partner shuts on your chest yelling religious verses for John 3:11
Person 1: hey I asked my girl to do the Constantine with me but she said no
Person 2:yeah I did it last night. It was fun but it totally ruined the sheets
by The author of dirty September 7, 2016
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Constantipation

Stuck or highly irregular all the time, an increasing problem with age. Having movement on action items fewer than three times per week... B.S. excuses are usually hard, dry, painful, small in size, and difficult to eliminate.
Some people find Constantipation painful and often experience straining, bloating, and the sensation of a full bowel. Fortunately, it is a symypton (often resulting from interactions with a Zalco), not a disease.
by Robert MP September 5, 2008
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