When you are extremely sexually aroused by historical documents; primarily the United States Constitution.
"After a long political debate, he retired to his chambers and proceeded to violently constitubate."
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May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.
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To police, or to patrol like a policeman. Back formation from constabulary and constable (Police station and policeman, in Great Britain)
The Wire, S01E07:
Omar said 'lf l was hunting Mr Bird, l would consider
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Omar said 'lf l was hunting Mr Bird, l would consider
the best package to be the red Dilly that's over there in Carrollton. That's if l happened to be *constabulating* like y'all.'
(Constabulating = continuous form of constabulate, an intransitive, dynamic verb)
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