confucked

mixture of fucked and confused. use wisely:

you are one confucked mofo.
or:
wow that chem test really confucked me.

by Nora Sexy Thang January 14, 2004

confucked

describes the feeling of being to fucking confused.

wow, guys, im too confucked to do anything else.

by iwillbohnyou February 8, 2005

Confuckled

1.A extreem version of being confused.

2.The act or state of being fucked.

3.Totally and utterly confused in a fucked up way.

4. Your in a fucked up situation in which your confused.

To a Friend: Hey what the fuck is this dude?
Friend: *looks at 'other'and see's something beyond confusing and disgusting* Well i'm confuckled.

by Natashia Giesbrecht January 27, 2006

Conefucked

When you try to help someone but you end up screwing them over in the process never intending to do so.

My buddy moved my car so I did not get a ticket and conefucked me when some jerk crashed into him.

by Packer backer52 July 27, 2017

Confunked

Dazed or confused but in a high way!!

How are ya bro?
Im confunked!!!

by Thushaan November 6, 2003

Confuckered

The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.

• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.

• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.

Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.

• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.

• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.

(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."

by emilynashea May 24, 2014

Confuckery

When you're both confuddled and fucked over by everything going on around you.

Brad: Hey, did you see how many tests we have this week?

Chad: Yeah, bro. What a confuckery this is.

by Aerohed March 14, 2018