Conrad

The awesome burger king guy that gives us free water!

*we walk up to the counter thing*

us:"two waters please"

him: ok

*gets waters*

here ya go

us: yay free water. Bye bye conrad

by Oob the anti - noob September 17, 2008

conrad

A guy who will not only break your heart but in the process act like a complete asshole.

I love him so much but he doesn't seem to care whatsoever.

He's been asking his friends to inquire about me, must be a conrad.

by bitter ex April 27, 2011

conrad

absolute wanker... he is a nonce and a paedopilius... do not trust this 4 ft 8 man unless it's your last choice. also he likes daisy.

Piss off conrad

by Henry The Hover December 12, 2017

Conrad

All-around good person and basically a semi-god.
Good with children (making them)

Man, I wish I was like Conrad

by DefinitelyNotConrad November 19, 2018

Conrad

a kind loving boy who always lightens up your day and you always want to spend more time with him

person 1:me and my cousin went to go see conrad today
person 2: omg your so lucky. i love conrad

by fin. conrads bro November 23, 2020

conrad

A specific type of coincidence where a topic will come up in conversation and be remarked on, often for it's unusual nature; and within a few days another source who was not involved in the original conversation brings it up again.

Person 1: Remember how you told me about Tuvan throat singing last week? A new hire started at work today and they shared that they studied it as a hobby.

Person 2: That's a conrad!

by ElSlip November 22, 2022

Conrad

A young boy who you think is innocent until you get to know him better. He is tall and blonde, every girl loves him and wishes they were his friend. He can't keep up with his snapchat messages because everyone wants to talk to him all the time. He is funny and energetic, but also shy so please don't make him uncomfortable. We love Conrad!

"Me and my bed bug gang think you look tasty, Gabe", said Conrad 9:24

by When?? March 10, 2020