compost

to post a comment on another's facebook post.

Their facebook status said the band was breaking up, so I composted that this was an utter tragedy.

by MrsFancyPants June 6, 2015

Composting

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.

My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.

by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017

Compost

The sexual act of putting fecal matter on a person, then throwing grass clippings on them, then using a toy lawnmower to smear it all together and then putting them in a recycling bag on the curb.

That girl was really a freak she had me compost her last night.

by Mr. Recycler March 17, 2019

compost bucket

The action of being made to do a dirty job as a result of losing a bet. This type of action or punishment normally involves being requested to carry out an undesirable house chore or job that has gone undone for weeks. The 'compost bucketer' can choose to commit minor sexual acts or lewd dares instead of the original request.

"You lost the running race so now you have to compost bucket sucker. Either fix my front gate or pull a moonie in the street."

by Eddie Barnwood February 26, 2011

conostrilundrum

the most difficult instrument to play in the known universe, some say it can play whole orchestras level of music at once. only one man is known to master this instrument. that man is john hassall.

pete - oi john, play us a song on the conostrilundrum.

john - alright.

by youre mum October 17, 2014

compostuious

A word meaning FUCK THAT!!! Commonly used while under the influence of fireball and rumchada

Tammy: Wanna go for a drive when I get off work?

Brit: When are you off?

Tammy: midnight

Brit: COMPOSTUIOUS

by Tammymarie1014 June 19, 2017

Musical ConPOSER

A person who likes a certain type of music to fit into a group of popular people even though they hate the type of music.

Musical: The music

Con: Against their own opinion

Poser: A total fake who tries to fit in but makes even more of an ass of themself's than they were before.

Jeez Joel doesn't even like rock he's such a musical conPOSER

by poserh8 June 8, 2009