conjagulate

The act of completely eradicating or deleting something from existence. This includes all the particles that made the object up.

'The man conjagulated his son with a time machine.'

by zarriewarb November 15, 2023

conjagulate

The act of completely eradicating or deleting something from existence. This includes all the particles that made the object up.

'The man conjagulated his son with an urban time machine.'

by zarriewarb November 15, 2023

Confogulated

A way more major level of confusion

Person 1: “Why did (a name) curse you out at the party.”

Person 2: “I don’t know that mess has me confogulated.”

by Cyb3rxyx May 4, 2024

conjibulate

Verb. When cake batter overflows the tin in the oven.

I hope that cake doesn't conjibulate. The tin was quite full.

by Cake Maestro May 12, 2014

conjagurated

When somethings fucked up.

This shits conjagurated, son.

Fucks this conjagurated shit.

by dirtywhiteboy December 22, 2014

confugulate

(n.) Absolutely destroying any logical pretenses because of your current condition.

D How did last night go?
G I don't think we're talking anymore.
D Didn't you tell her how you feel?
G Confugulated.

by milkbasket June 15, 2016

Conjobulation

A word expressing praise or excitement specifically regarding a new job.

Conjobulations Mel on the new position at Acme Corp!

by SBMel April 24, 2019