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Conrad

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. Usually tall, smart and classy. Loves and can do any task he puts his mind to. Conrad is hotter than the sun but chiller than ice. If you find a Conrad, keep him, you won't regret it. Origin: Spanish class
Girl 1: Did you see that guy over there?!? He's so hot!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's such a Conrad.
Guy: I wish I could be like Conrad.
by Dr. Conrad May 15, 2016
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lauren conrad

Lauren Conrad, or "L.C." as her laguna friends called her, is the star of The Hills and Laguna Beach. During the first season of Laguna Beach, Kristin Cavalleri and Lauren didnt like each other because of the love triangle between, krisitn, lauren and stephen. Lauren was the narrator during the first season of Laguna Beach, she now has her own show on mtv called The Hills, which is basically about Lauren being an intern for Teen Vogue in L.A. and going to school at FIDM while finding time to party and hang out with boyfriend, Jason Wahler (former laguna beacher). Lauren's younger sister Brianna will be on Laguna Beach season three, while Lauren said The Hills will be her last reality show, now you know who Lauren Conrad is!
<Laguna Beach season 1>
Lauren Bosworth: How far are you and Stephen away from each other?
Lauren Conrad: Like, five minutes.
Lauren Bosworth: Really?
Lauren Bosworth: I think you guys are gonna get married.
Lauren Conrad: I think we're gonna be best friends.
Lauren Bosworth: That stuff happens, though, you know, like.
Lauren Conrad: I don't wanna marry Stephen.
Lauren Bosworth: Why? He's cute, you'd have pretty babies.
Jen: You would have pretty babies, your babies would be like the popular people at school.
Lauren Conrad: That's sweet.
Jen: They would.
by sexyy ass girl September 13, 2008
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Conrad Salute

To exclaim loudly "Ay guys!" whilst wearing nothing but boxers. The Conrad Salute is also acceptable while drunk, and in the middle of the night/early morning
Guy1:"Ay Guys!"
Guy2: Conrad Salute, yeah man!
by Mike Koply July 20, 2008
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Dr. Conrad Murray

So-called doctor who chose to inject a lethal amount of drugs, including the anesthetic Propofol, into Michael Jackson's body, thus causing him to go into cardiac arrest. People who say Michael killed himself are loons, because for one, Murray PRESCRIBED an anesthetic as a SLEEP AID, because apparently he hadn't heard of, oh, Ambien. And, Michael had no idea A) how to hook up an IV, B) how to put medicine in the IV, or C) how much of the drug cocktail he would need to die. So no, he didn't kill himself. And the death was not of natural causes, so Murray killed him. I mean, jeez. Murray made personal phone calls in the time between when he found Michael Jackson not breathing and the time he called 911. I don't know about you, but if I found someone NOT BREATHING on a BED, I would put them on a floor and administer CPR, and if that didn't work, call 911! But no, first Murray calls his mommy, or whoever, then he calls other people, THEN he calls 911, THEN he administers unnecessarily violent CPR on a BED.
The Drug Fairy did NOT sneak into Michael Jackson's bedroom and O.D. him, people, so accept that Conrad Murray murdered Michael Jackson and hope that he will be charged and convicted for his B.S.
MICHAEL JACKSON'S LAST WORDS: Can I have some more of that stuf that makes me sleep? I really just want to sleep. Please.
DR. CONRAD MURRAY: Well, hmm. This big rich famous pop star just asked me to give him a lethal dose of Propofol. If I say no, he won't pay me. But if I say yes, he'll die painfully.

But if I say no...he won't pay me.
:(

*hooks Michael up to his DEATH, walks away, whistling, daydreaming about all the stuff he's gonna buy with Michael's money*
by I Hate Murderers January 2, 2010
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condaddy

someone makes grandeur plans of drunken shennanigans with all of your friends only to bail last minute; usually accompanied by many excuses of erroneous responsibilities
Dude, you swore you would actually come out with us this time! Don't be such a condaddy!
by loyial parnassus April 23, 2010
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Conrad

Most brilliant and SEXY person alive.
Girl 1:Omg omg it's Conrad!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2:Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"clap" "clap" "clap"
by THESMARTANDDUMB December 31, 2008
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