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Conhad

A white girl who is either really annoying or super fugly. Never become friends with a conhad because they are fugly bitches. Conhad's are very red also known as red necks. But the worst part about them is that they are very annoying; they make you feel like you should kill yourself with their dry jokes and have NO swagg.
White Girl: Hey? You? Hey? You? Hey? You? Hey? You?

Boy: What?!!!
White Girl: Did you know the sky is blue and the sun is ye-
Boy: Shut the fuck up you Conhad!
by Beringistis May 2, 2011
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ConHead

A supported of Connor Roy's presidential bid.
You are not a ConHead unless you hyper-decant your wine.
by FerfMonster October 17, 2019
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Robert Conrad

Actor, born 1 March 1935, as Conrad Robert Falk.

Famed for having the sexiest butt ever on film.

Best know for his role as James West in the 1965-1969 TV series The Wild Wild West, in which he played a "James Bond on horseback" character.

Conrad is a gay icon due to the James West character's costume of extraordinarily tight matador-style pant and bollero jacket, cut high on the waste to fully reveal the fine, tightly clad ass.

In most episodes Conrad's shirt inevitably came off, and there were often scenes involving the half-naked hunk being bound and gagged, or he himself dishing out punishment to the bad guys.

The show ran four seasons but become un-PC due to excessive violence. Nevertheless, many a gay boy of the time, or who has seen re-runs or the DVD, has credited lust for Conrad as his first indication that he was gay.

The shows producer, Michael Garrison, was gay, and although at the time the homoeroticism may have seemed subliminal, in today's less naive world it is blatantly obvious.

Father of eight Conrad is not known to have been gay, but was well aware of the effect of the tight pants.

He is quoted as saying "That character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out it worked...we merchanised conditioning and sex. It's so much sexier to be subtle, to maybe have tight pants and take your shirt off.
Robert Conrad ... he strode the finest buttocks in the West!
by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks August 16, 2008
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Cochadera

Spanish word for fuck fest or Orgy. Usually more than 4 people having sex together.
Josh: They must have a party next door cus I see a lot of people.

Matt: It's la cochadera going on right now. Just another sick orgy
by joshwua915 September 10, 2014
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Contadulate

She begged me to Contadulate in her ass
by Contadulater February 15, 2018
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contadine

is a word that isn't as raunchy as it sounds. It means an Italian peasant girl, but will probably never again come up in civilized conversation unless you are in the opperetta, The Gondoleirs.

Pronounced: con tuh deen ay
Gondoliers: Signorine io tammo!
Contadine: Contadine Siamo :(
by nonyo Binness March 14, 2008
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conady

The act of shoving a piece of candy, i.e., Laffy Taffy, Tootsie Roll, Jolly Rancher, Starburst, etc., up a woman's butthole when you are giving it to her from behind, usually right as you are cumming.
I was hitting her from behind and I conadied her with a Laffy Taffy!

Man, that girl I took home from the bar last night, I totally gave her the conady!
by jediracer September 28, 2012
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