Viennese Congress Showdown

When many seemingly powerful and determined men or women get together to try and preserve conservative values in the face of possible liberal uncertainty

Nikki: Hey Chris, have you heard about the Viennese Congress Showdown that is happening with our school admin?
Chris: Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that they want to make us all wear uniforms.

The Congress of Vienna, Nov. 1814-Jun. 1815.
Inspired high school dramas

by Klaus von Fritzl October 20, 2009

Butt Chongler

When you diddle someone butt like how you diddle your grandpa's loose neck skin; a bitch

Person 1: I feel bad for cutting class I'm going to email my professor
Person 2: Dude quit being such a fucking butt chongler

by Pook_ October 12, 2016

Conglaturations

Usually a sarcastic congratulations when some fucks up big time when they wanted to succed

You lost the superbowl! Conglaturations!

by Gfdsahjkl June 2, 2018

congested

It means when you’re sick and can’t breath and your noes is stuck with mucus and your face hurts.

My friend was congested so he could not go to school

by Littlesueisdabomb February 26, 2018

Congemenious

A word used to sound smart. Can be used as a replacement for any word that you want.

He is being congemenious.

by Congemenious December 18, 2021

Urination Congregation

The act of two or more girls going to the bathroom at the same time.

Ashley- Sara I have to go pee come with me!
Sara- okay!
Ryan- There they go again, damn that urination congregation.

by Dan Delli Bovi February 12, 2009

pass a bill through Congress

to take a sh*t, a dump, etc.

"I'll be right back, after I pass this bill through Congress".

by dirty November 24, 2004