Concealed slingshot

A slingshot you can hide in your backpack as self defense against unsuspecting bullies. Aim your imaginary crosshairs at the back of the bullies head, fire, and reload.

Principal- What's in the backpack Dave?
Dave- Nothing. My mommy says I don't have to tell you anything, so I have nothing to tell you homeboy.
Principal- Well, you don't have to have a permit to carry a concealed slingshot, but if you have one tell me.
Dave- I got nothing to say to you homeboy.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

CongeeledMoney

The act of hiring a prostitute to stick an eel up your butt, pull it out and then slap you repeatedly in the face. A version of congeeled but with a paid participant

"Greg, what is that smell? What is all over your face?" "It was a late night, I was alone in a strange city so I ordered Congeeledmoney".

by Kahnnnnn November 1, 2018

Conkeled

When a cougar drinks too much wine in hopes of attracting younger men

"I was almost conkeled last night when this cougar followed me home from the bar, but luckily she threw up in my yard instead"

by Sneeze Lady August 4, 2017

Concealed Carry

When you are fucking a girl who still has a dress on- you pull out, wipe your cock on her dress and tuck your junk away in one seamless motion.

I don't wipe my dick on her curtains, I just concealed carry.

by secretgreen May 12, 2018

Congeeled

The act of you or your partner placing an eel up your butt, pulling it out and then slapping yourself repeatedly in the face with it.

"Greg, what is that smell? What is all over your face?" "I was congeeled last night!"

by Kahnnnnn November 1, 2018

Conmelled

A prostitute who's number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy.

Abid: "I conmelled you in the back of a spaceship."

by Nelly had a smelly November 22, 2010

Concealer High Heeler

A relationship when two low-key lesbians are banging but around other people they act like friends.

“Omg! Becky, those girls are such good friends but I think they might be fucking....”
“Right! They’re such concealer high heelers.”

by dykedaddi69 November 8, 2017