conjackulated

Jacked up to the point of being ridonculous. Sometimes used to describe an incredibly ugly person as well.

That chick's face is conjackulated. She best get a nose job soon.

by Jaide Macabre December 9, 2008

confuckulations

Giving insincere commendations.

akin to congratufuckinglation

confuckulations grandma you found your teeth.

by antie nae September 27, 2011

Confuckulate

When you have a random bunch of pieces or parts for equipment that are fucked or confusing and need to configure them to make it work

Look at this pile of shit.. what can I confuckulate here to get this going.....

Look at this confuckulate piece of shit

by Kingkongkunt85 July 16, 2019

Confuctuated

When you are so fucking confused words don't cut it anymore

" He was so confuctuated when he saw his wife cheating on him only to then find out the man was his son"

by Nokus Pocus January 4, 2023

Confuckulate

baffled: perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements. To express admiration to someone who is suffers from what almost appears or seems to be mental rigormortis.

I was so confuckulated by her imba mathematic skills...

by TiffalovesStrife December 16, 2008

Confuckulations

:the act of telling someone that you are pissed because of his or her fuck up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up

Jamie: You told Anna I liked her?
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!

by Dope_fam1 January 10, 2017

Confuzzulated

Another way to say "Im confused."

Teacher:"What is 10x55-7+6654/478?"
Person:"Im confuzzulated."

by Shinji October 24, 2005