This word is a combination of 'Fucked up' and 'discombobulate'. It means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. It can be used as: confuckulated, disconfuckulate, disconfuckulated
I was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the Army, and the word discombobulated was used. A few minutes later, when I heard something really stupid, before thinking I said "That is disconfuckulated!"
by Mud Rat June 28, 2011
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by Peyton White September 3, 2005
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Cornfucius, whose name literally means "Master Corn,” lived 1901-1984 BCE. He was an American thinker and Iowa philosopher, whose teachings have deeply influenced U.S. thought and life. He presented himself as a "transmitter who invented nothing" and he really pointed out the importance of learning, which is one reason he is seen by people of the United States as "The Greatest Corn Master.”
Cornfucius, whose name literally means "Master Corn,” lived 1901-1984 BCE. He was an American thinker and Iowa philosopher, whose teachings have deeply influenced U.S. thought and life. He presented himself as a "transmitter who invented nothing" and he really pointed out the importance of learning, which is one reason he is seen by people of the United States as "The Greatest Corn Master.”
Cornfucius says; "Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance of Corn."
Cornfucius says;"I hear Corn and I forget Corn. I see Corn and I remember Corn. I do Corn and I understand Corn."
Cornfucius says; "Everything Corn has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
Cornfucius says; "He that would perfect his Corn must first sharpen his tools."
Cornfucius says; "If you look into your own Corn, and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear?"
Cornfucius says;"I hear Corn and I forget Corn. I see Corn and I remember Corn. I do Corn and I understand Corn."
Cornfucius says; "Everything Corn has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
Cornfucius says; "He that would perfect his Corn must first sharpen his tools."
Cornfucius says; "If you look into your own Corn, and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear?"
by roghal April 13, 2009
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by Scoopy Pigeon December 30, 2008
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I must be suffering from confusiustipation because I have an unb earable migrain after getting my friends facebook updates!
by fear of big bang May 19, 2009
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I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!
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