Contoods

Small testicles in result of taking steroids.

That guy has contoods I saw him taking steroids last night.

by KTODARAD April 12, 2011

confordable

Comfortable and affordable all in one

This sofa is very confordable

by Cfman6 January 13, 2011

confoosled

Not understanding what is going on; confused.

I'm so confoosled! Why is the chair on the ceiling?!

by smilee62991 August 4, 2007

Confool

Using superior male intellect against women to put them in a state of confusion, and make them look foolish.

Ben Affleck: Ashley, I would never fight you, i'd use my intellect to confool you.

Ashley: Whhhaaaaa??

by Jinger-mann November 30, 2010

Contoodle

To take a long squiggly crap.

Dude I contoodle'd all over the f***ing floor!

by $lim $hady January 22, 2008

Confoozled

Basically saying confused.

Wow! I'm so Confoozled!

by cocoa_luvr_8 May 22, 2011

Confoodsed

A circumstance in which you are hungry but can't for the life of you figure out what to eat.

Tommy: I'm hungry as hell, Randell.
Randell: So, like, get something to eat, bro!
Tommy: But I dunno what I want! Man be bare confoodsed.

by Merson Mertonovic January 4, 2018