confligurate

To penetrate with aggressive precision.

He had to confligurate with his partner this evening to demonstrate his intense passion.

by Wipark August 23, 2017

confagurate

To setup in the gayest way possible

Did you see that system? Elton John couldn't confagurate it any worse.

by wizzardude August 28, 2018

Configurating

The art of setting up and preparing a crap ton of devices.

I've been configurating devices all day, when will it end?

by Darth Reign April 23, 2024

Lament Configuration

A gate way to another dimension. When opened, it can give you pleasures beyond your wildest dreams. The priest it summons will show you the desires you crave.

Priest- "The box, you opened it, We came"
You- "What is it?"
Priest- "The Lament Configuration, now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures"

by TheOneTheOnlyCamel September 22, 2021

conjagurated

When somethings fucked up.

This shits conjagurated, son.

Fucks this conjagurated shit.

by dirtywhiteboy December 22, 2014

confugulate

(n.) Absolutely destroying any logical pretenses because of your current condition.

D How did last night go?
G I don't think we're talking anymore.
D Didn't you tell her how you feel?
G Confugulated.

by milkbasket June 15, 2016

Configure

To coordinate plans with or check in with, usually with one or more people you are familiar with.

Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna go out tonight?
Person 2: I'll let you know. After work when I get home, I need to configure with my girlfriend and then I'll hit you up.

by Just another tech guy June 11, 2021