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Conjavious

1. Well dressed gentleman.

2. Great friend who'd be perfectly honest.

3. Hard-working.
Get a conjavious in your life.
by Kingp2011 December 20, 2016
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Confucious

Meaning the Act of being Confused: Cannot understand, misunderstood, not clear.

This word is from the Ancient sayings of The Triple A-K,

As that wise man once said, "I am the Confucious"
"I am Confucious"
by Kaaaton June 23, 2020
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Courtney Contagious

The Pimptress of the world. Needs to be adored by all men.
Very Cool; Very Catchy; Quite Acceptable
One day I want to meet Courtney Contagious!
by GeezCourt December 11, 2006
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contagious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.
I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "contagious smile".
by FredDill August 11, 2010
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Chronic Contagious Nymphomania

1. An irrational desire to engage in intercourse with any member of the opposite sex.

2. A little diagnosed condition in which very strong sex drive passes continuously from person to person in a group or people or small community.

Also known as "CCN" or "The Lok Virus", Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can pass from one person to another regardless of gender. Physical contact is unnecessary for it to contract. There is ongoing research into how CCN is actually transferred, although it nearly always takes an infected person to converse about said sex urges to pass on.
In some female patients, symptoms appear to fade over the duration of menstruation, but may return at the end of it. This is still being investigated.
It is indefinite how long each bout of the virus can last. There is no known cure, as sexual activity can either relieve or enhance CCN, though it has been observed in some patients that merely discussing intercourse can have an enhancing effect on CCN.
Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can be seen as a positive or a negative condition.
Nick: Damn, I've got an incurable sex drive.
Tash: Haha... you've got CCN as well?
Nick: Chronic contagious nymphomania? Seems like it.
Tash: Mine's been wearing off a bit... I probably passed it on to you haha.
Lok: Sucked in, I've been free of it for a few weeks!
Tash: Yeah, but it's sure to come back.
by Dr Maarkan May 9, 2008
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confusious

a. Not to be confused with Confuscius.
b. A horrendously confused individual.
Black Guy 1: I want to get hoops in my ears.
Black Guy 2: That's that white boy shit.
Black Guy 1: Nigga you confusious as hell.
by gnerd1 November 2, 2011
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contagious drunk

When Melissa goes out to party but doesn’t drink. So she tries too hard and pretends to be drunk telling all of her friends that she gets “contagious drunk”. AKA she is a moron. Let’s hope she doesn’t get a contagious hangover.
I don’t drink; but I get contagious drunk.
by JessTheRealist May 19, 2018
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