condilingus

a nickname for Secutary of State Condiliza Rice created by Dave Chapplle

Condilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish

by The Boys name is rasputin April 11, 2007

conealingus

The act of licking the dregs of ice cream out of an ice cream cone without biting into the cone itself. Best done in a lewd or suggestive manner to imply cunnilingus.

John always finished his ice cream before starting on the cone, so he found it necessary to perform conealingus.

--and/or--

Gene Simmons' freakishly long tongue was also perfect for conealingus, and he would show off his special skill on dates at the ice cream parlor.

by sullivan504 April 22, 2009

canilingus

When a dog licks a woman's vagina. Not to be confused with canalingus.

I'll be out of town till Wednesday but Fido here is an ace at canilingus and will keep you off the streets.

by floorwax October 17, 2009

cunilingus

penetration of the tounge in the vagina. in welsh its 'gwaenlythiad' pronounced gweyn-luth-ee-ad.

Rwyf am rhoi gwaenlythiad dda i hi bois!!
(id like to give her a good cunilingus boys!)

by Nia Davies October 12, 2005

cunilingus

going down on a gurl

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

cunilingus

A Definition that spooks Negro's
Techniqe employed to show her just how much she means to you,and to show her exactly how you feel.

Remembering the times Jenny told me, she has a head ache, or "to tired" I had
her lips spread apart,gently running my
tounge around her clit.When she was seconds from cumming,I stopped,and went to the strip bar.

by PhIl lIcKrsON September 25, 2003

Codelingus

A particularly malicious hack for its victims, codelingus involves manipulating the email communications or word processing programs of it's victims, in order to create chaos on the job or in personal relationships. For example, the victim may receive a strange request from their boss, follow through with the request, and then later find out their boss never sent the email. By the time the victim has a chance to print out the email, it is gone forever.

Other examples may include, pre- or post-dating documents, tagging documents as being saved by the victim, changing registries of application programs to make documents act a certain way, bloating documents with fake code so they take a long time to load, hacking chat and or other text logs to manipulate dialogue. Codelingus is one reason many folks still print out their emails, and take screen shots of documentation, in order to CYA.

Betty: OMG! This important document that we use as a company reference shows that I opened it, changed all the information to be incorrect, and then saved it on the shared drive. This is codelingus, and not the good kind! Good thing those monkeys were so into creating chaos for me THEY FORGOT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THAT SHARED DRIVE BACK THEN.

by literalgrrl December 2, 2011