Conficker

A worm every Windows user that hasn't updated since OCTOBER of 2008 will be infected with and scammed by Russian hacking geniuses.

Noob: Oh no! My computer has a Conficker virus!! And now all my bank money is GONE! HELP ME!!!

Me: You can start by updating

Russian hacker: 10 million, 11 million, 12 million, 13 million...

by Critical Acclaim April 21, 2009

cuntlicker

a cocksucking boss

ron cain is a fucking cocker

by dipshit September 5, 2003

Cowlicker

Hiding your obvious erection with your phone and a bag of crisps when returning to the office

As I daydreamed about a previous sexual encounter, I had to do a cowlicker to hide my embarrassment from my colleagues in the office

by Jonesyinc August 21, 2012

conlicker

when somebody sleeps with their mother.

“omg…my bf is such a conlicker”

by deeznutzallday October 27, 2021

cuntlicker

a person who licks pussy and sucks clit

That guy over there is a cuntlicker.

by William Meeks November 3, 2017

Cowlicker

Someone whose hair's cowlicks is incredibly obvious

Hey, look at that cowlicker over there, they should really use a haircut!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 21, 2023