Condolations

Condolations:

A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.

Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.

You: Hey, condolations!

Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).

You: Well, condolations.

by late_nite_guy_62 February 20, 2010

Consolation Piss

When you have to take a shit but the stall is occupied so you take a piss in the urinal instead.

Man I had to take a massive dump earlier but someone was on the shitter, I had to take a consolation piss instead.

by TovarichMoore August 20, 2018

consolation bias

Cause to feel or show prejudice for or against something or someone because it brings comfort to the person.

*cries*"Aweh man I am going to die so like heaven exists and we all go there." *feels better*
- Typical Religious Person

"That's a consolation bias, you should base your beliefs in facts not emotion."
-Rational Person

by MrChristopher November 5, 2014

spearmans wank correlation coefficient

A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is

Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"

Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"

by mcfinners February 20, 2011

Consulation Guest

A "Consulation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consulation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".

Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consulation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"

by MsRat3 December 1, 2013

The Shading Handjob Correlation

If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.

jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.

by Jameson Patrick December 9, 2008

Consolation Prize

A prize given to someone who does not deserve/ did not get the real thing, but needs to be acknowledged somehow.

She's just the consolation prize. I'm the REAL indian dream.

by rackanna January 12, 2011