A stronger version of Adderall (forget what that jerk below me said) Concerta is a drug that gets you focused. But before that, it JACKS YOU UP HARD. You get twitchy, nervous, anxious, paranoid, and have panic attacks. It drives you crazy, gives you mood-swings and just fucks you up in general. After that stage passes though, you are a laser guided focus machine. I personally take a pretty big 72mg dose, and let me tell you, as soon as the shakes end, I can write a 15 page research paper on a subject I have never studied. Say what you will, but this shit works.
I took some concerta, and I got my paper written in record time. Right after I made a tinfoil hat to keep out the governments mind control rays.
by Demoslocke December 7, 2010
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Person 1: "Man, that guy won't stop taking concerta and has been up for 3 days!"
Person 2: "He's concertafied."
Person 2: "He's concertafied."
by Greg Simson August 23, 2012
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An espresso martini with repesado tequila instead of that lame ass vodka.
The best drink created on the planet but is essentially for psychopaths.
Named after the Immaculate Conception because of how precious of a gift this cocktail truly is.
Named after a crazy Italian girl from New Jersey who knows how to make a great cocktail.
The best drink created on the planet but is essentially for psychopaths.
Named after the Immaculate Conception because of how precious of a gift this cocktail truly is.
Named after a crazy Italian girl from New Jersey who knows how to make a great cocktail.
“Can I have an espresso martini but instead of vodka may I have tequila?”
“Oh you mean The Concetta?! Got it!!”
“Oh you mean The Concetta?! Got it!!”
by scadesimone March 7, 2022
Get the The Concetta mug.Methylphenidate (AKA Ritalin, et al) in a unique time release, abuse prevention pill casing. The pill itself is not digested, but passes through the stomach and intestines and is intact in the fecal matter. The mechanism involves a small hole on one side of the hard plastic-like pill, and interior which is 1/2 the medication, and 1/2 an expanding inert substance. When the pill enters the stomach, the stomach acid leeches into the hole and causes the inert matter to expand, slowly pushing out the methylphenidate over a number of hours. It is impossible to crush the pill, and even if it is manage to be opened, the drug itself is suspended in substance which makes it impossible to crush to powder and snort or inject. However, Concerta is rarely prescribed if other options are available due to requirements of the pH and amount of stomach acid in the stomach to be correct. Otherwise, the drug can release too quickly, or not fully release, thus passing without a patient fully absorbing the dose.
If you have attention deficit disorder, speak with your psychiatrist about Concerta. No one posting here including myself has the medical license to describe this accurately, even if they are a doctor.
If you have attention deficit disorder, speak with your psychiatrist about Concerta. No one posting here including myself has the medical license to describe this accurately, even if they are a doctor.
Concerta has a neat shape, fascinating mechanism of release, and absolutely pathetic results as used as an ADHD medication.
by FaqBasher December 29, 2018
Get the Concerta mug.this is a commonly used drug used for kids with ADHD, (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder) which i happen to have. it helps people concentrate on their work, and pay attention. If youre like me though, you pop them and stay up for days on end with no sleep, and become increasingly alert and twitchy :) but that MIGHT just be me.
by concertaexpert;) November 28, 2009
Get the Concerta mug.Conglomeration of slang Spanish known as Tex-Mex. A woman who a man can confide in. A woman to side with him anytime day or night. A confidant. Most often this word represents that of a good wife. But it can be used even if the trustworthy lady and fellow are not joined by marriage.
2. a gangsta hot Mexican mama not afraid to represent her familia
2. a gangsta hot Mexican mama not afraid to represent her familia
My concheta dressed up to serve me an awesome meal and talk about her interesting day.
Ayyyy, this concheta ain't gonna be putting up with that nonsense fool!
Ayyyy, this concheta ain't gonna be putting up with that nonsense fool!
by rubberchicken8 May 5, 2007
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2 But you can also use it to stay awake. Its like a caffine pill ^__^
2 But you can also use it to stay awake. Its like a caffine pill ^__^
by carol March 25, 2005
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