The act of fucking a girl on her period then fucking her in the ass with your bloody dick. Then she takes a dump on your chest, then you take a dump on hers and then you wrestle. Then you sleep together without taking a shower...chest to chest.
by TheBird December 21, 2008
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dude, this compoopturd is pissing me the fuck off.
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My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.
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