Cleveland Compost Heap

The act of fucking a girl on her period then fucking her in the ass with your bloody dick. Then she takes a dump on your chest, then you take a dump on hers and then you wrestle. Then you sleep together without taking a shower...chest to chest.

I gave my grandma a cleveland compost heap at her funeral.

by TheBird December 21, 2008

compost critter

An extremely unattractive woman, the compost critter is a nocturnal creature that creeps through bars looking for her next victim to take home, and rarely takes 'no' for an answer. The compost critter is rotund, with nappy hair and an oily face. Some have described the compost critter as a mix between the mud turtle and the cougar.

I would never hook up with her; she's a compost critter.

by laxkracka December 22, 2008

compoopturd

a shitty computer that goes slow all the time and pisses you off.

dude, this compoopturd is pissing me the fuck off.

by fucktard3000 December 4, 2010

compost twink

a gay ass hippie who plays in compost and just so happens to be a twink as well

person a: did you see that guy playing in the compost?
person b: he’s definitely a compost twink.

by mrsansman November 7, 2018

british compost

When you puke in a girl's butthole then have buttsex with her.

Yo, I british composted my girl last night.

by Tommy Hillfigure March 12, 2015

compost

to post a comment on another's facebook post.

Their facebook status said the band was breaking up, so I composted that this was an utter tragedy.

by MrsFancyPants June 6, 2015

Composting

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.

My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.

by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017