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Homosexualsexual

n. Typically a heterosexual female. One who is sexually attracted only, or often, to gay men. Also attracted to men who turn out to be homosexual.
Example #1
Allison: Dayum, I'd like a piece of Darren ;)

Harold: You're such a blatant homosexualsexual - Darren is gay!

Example #2
Girl: Every man I have ever loved has turned out to be a closet gay....I think I'm a homosexualsexual.

Boy: That you are anonymous female. That you are.
by Johnathon Matthews April 21, 2011
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Your family reunion a homosexual communion

The absolute worst insult you can ever use. Everything that has ever existed will be instantly obliterated if these foul words are ever used. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your daddy lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, “Your grandpap a trap”, “Your brother a mother”, “Your sister a mister”, “Your family tree LGBT”, and even “Your niece obese”.
Carl: Your mom gay lol
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.
by The_Worst_2k_Split May 25, 2018
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Reclusive homosexuality

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.
Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.
by AnonymousDegenerate728 November 6, 2022
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Homosexual

Me.
I am homosexual
by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020
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Colesexual

when you are in love with the most beautiful and hottest man on this world cole sprouse no matter what gender you are.then you are colesexual.
I only find Cole Sprouse attractive.I’m colesexual.
by bugheadxfeelings June 5, 2019
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Your mother is a homosexual

Your mother is a homosexual is a phrase posh people use instead of ur mom gay!
Prince John Fakename the Third: Your mother is a homosexual
Butler Bill: No U!
by r.dick.handler April 17, 2018
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CocoSexual

Being sexually attracted to Coco Quinn and only Coco Quinn
Person A: I am CocoSexual

Person B: what does that mean

Person A: I am sexually attracted to Coco Quinn and only Coco Quinn
by Werewolf2000 July 6, 2022
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