Guy 1: I am going to search up "Melon" on urbandictionary.com
Melon:
Said when extreme c**ming happens.
Guy 1: Uhh, is this really common on urbandictionary.com?
A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.
Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media
Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you
I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..