Comfy Dump

When the bathroom is completely empty so you are free to comfortably poop at whatever volume and intensity you like without facing embarrassment.

since no one was in the Chipotle bathroom, I took the biggest and loudest comfy dump of all time.

by raynadayz April 27, 2017

Getting Comfy

"Getting Comfy", is a new term invented by a high school teacher, explaining chromosomes to her students. "Getting Comfy" is a substitute for unprotected sex.

Jack and Jill are "getting comfy" on the hill. In 9 months, they will have a child.

by MelonMan420 February 2, 2022

Big Comfy

An African-American.

Peter had never encountered so many big comfy people before arriving to Detroit.

by WackyMcSpacky October 20, 2009

Comfy Envelope

A term referring to a woman's vagina. Can also be used more specifically to describe a vagina that is a very good fit for the guy using it.

I used my girlfriends comfy envelope last night to post a letter to the navy

My wife's comfy envelope is just right for my letter opener

by Shanks120y August 3, 2009

drinking comfy

when you get back to your residence and decide to crack some brews, you take off the work clothes and throw on some sweats to get drinking comfy

I got back to my dorm and needed to unwind after a tough day of class, so I threw on my basketball shorts and got myself drinking comfy.

by theoregonduck June 3, 2011

lookin comfy

A PC way of describing someone who is underdressed or looking like a scrub.

I saw jan lookin comfy wearing an oversized tee and sweatpants at the grocery store.

by erieee December 12, 2009

comfy bone

When a man is feeling so relaxed he gets an erection.

Woman: "Are you horny? You have quite the boner."
Man: "No, just a comfy bone."

by comfynips November 26, 2012