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Comfy jizz 

A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.
Your playing call of duty, whilst wanking, and someone starts feeding you wagon wheels = Comfy jizz
Comfy jizz by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011

comfy womfy 

Jasmin's bed is always COMFY WOMFY!
comfy womfy by monkii1111 May 26, 2011

Comfy Dump 

When the bathroom is completely empty so you are free to comfortably poop at whatever volume and intensity you like without facing embarrassment.
since no one was in the Chipotle bathroom, I took the biggest and loudest comfy dump of all time.
Comfy Dump by raynadayz April 27, 2017

Comfy Envelope 

A term referring to a woman's vagina. Can also be used more specifically to describe a vagina that is a very good fit for the guy using it.
I used my girlfriends comfy envelope last night to post a letter to the navy

My wife's comfy envelope is just right for my letter opener
Comfy Envelope by Shanks120y August 3, 2009

comfy bone 

When a man is feeling so relaxed he gets an erection.
Woman: "Are you horny? You have quite the boner."
Man: "No, just a comfy bone."
comfy bone by comfynips November 28, 2012

Comfy Slipper 

The act of taking the extra skin of the penis, pulling it over you dick head and staple it together.
Yo, what did you do last night?

Well i got bored so i gave myself a Comfy Slipper now i cant piss.
Comfy Slipper by road dome tasty111 December 10, 2011